www.myspace.com/ritualonslaught
Chilli - Bass
Jordan - Guitar
Jimi - Drums
Simon - Guitar
Shane - Vocals
The dust settles and, well fuck me, here we go again... Ritual Onslaught are back in the game. After a small break and minor drummer issues they now have a new drummer and are bouncing back like never before. Keep your peepers peeled for their upcoming shows... (and if you don't peel your peepers there is a bassist that will grate your eyes like a small piece of cheddar)
To list the entire bio right now would take potentially months, but here's a quick summary. Ritual Onslaught formed in summer 2008 with the original line up consisting of Shane on the bass, Simon on guitar and a legend, known as Tudders, on the drums. Chilli came to one of the rehearsals and something magical happened... No, he didnt have sex with Simon, but all of a sudden Chilli became bassist and due to the size of his gob, Shane took vocals. Due to a bad back the original drummer, Tudders. He was replaced by Rufus who took the helm on a lot of the bands current tracks, drumming like the demon that he is.
Ritual Onslaught have played a few shows and received a great reception. Unfortunately Rufus followed another musical direction and the band was left with no drummer again. They scoured the earth and recruited Rick to drum for them and he had a crack at it, but they really struggled to make things work, so once again another drummer was needed. After weeks of sleepless nights (and wanks) they found a dude called Jimmy who stepped in. After a good few months of rehearsing they are now getting back to where they left off and before long more shows will be happening.
So bring that shit on!!!!! Keep it real Biatches. Da boys of Ritual Onslaught ....\m/